February 2012
blackmormon:
do chinese peoples doorbells say ching chong instead of ding dong
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2:
i’ve had a boner for over 24 hours and i’m not even a boy explain that athetits
“ITS A FREE COUNTRY”
– the ultimate comeback in 3rd grade (via ilovesquidward)
neneleakesweave:
mirrors are so rude
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
brandoncargoshortsdavis:
nicklugo:
i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock
This guy likes the way butts smell
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annefranksgasmask:
i want a hoveround so i never have to walk again
kotahcat asked: i also love me because i am perfect
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kotahcat asked: i love me because i love me
annefranksgasmask:
sometimes i make text posts and delete them because im not 1612th
Anonymous asked: i love you because you are a rare kind of funny, honestly good looking, and not like every other annoying girl on here
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pop-punkprincess replied to your post: everyone loves me because of the cat dont front
I loved you for it first. All those other bitches are copy cats.
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Anonymous asked: I love you because THEY CHARGE.
everyone loves me because of the cat dont front
Anonymous asked: i love you because of that video you made on 11/11/11
pop-punkprincess asked: I love you because of the cat.
Anonymous asked: i love you because youre super relaxed and laid back and all around awesomely sexy
Anonymous asked: I love you because you have a sexy default.
illuminado asked: Cause you're everything i've ever asked for~
Anonymous asked: i love you because of how hilarious you are
thisislifeasitis asked: Your freckles, good taste in literature and music, your eyes, your voice, and that smile
lifecrusade asked: I'm in love with you bc you are beautiful and friendly and nice and funny and you're funny and make great videos and bc you're my girlfriend and you're funny and I love you.
tell me why you're in love with me thank you →
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
RIP Pansexuality (2011-2011)
me:
boy: i dont want to date you
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if a baby were president there would be no taxes, there would be no war. there would be no.. government and things could get terrible and actually it would probably be a better screen play idea than a serious suggestion
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Hi guise its Tara, Kenz’s favorite little meatball. I love Kenzie soo much<3 that is allll, okay bye :**
windows98:
dont ever take pics of ur vagina
mormonhub:
“what a nice day it is today” I say whilst quickly closing my curtains to stop any more light getting in
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-moonshine-:
I used to be super ugly, now I’m decent ugly.
holy frick last name i had a dream that i saw this guy i was in LOVE with in 2nd to 6th grade at the movies and i told him i liked him and we went back to my house and started making out and he was wearing this ugly mesh green jacket and i threw it in a fire and we started having sex omfg i woke up literally depressed his name is like the best name ive ever heard i havent even spoken to him since...
hey you know whats kinda terrifying to think about it is like if when you die your actual life begins and its not held back by anything but your imagination and there are other dimensions or something and when you die youre like wow i wish i did this sooner
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender